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11 November 1997
The subtitle says it all. Horoscopes have no validity whatsoever. They predict nothing. They give meaningless advice. They are based on irrational assumptions. Most interesting of all, they disagree with one another. (Is my lucky number 713 or 761?) Astrology is not a science. Horoscopes are not weather forecasts. Anyone who reads them seriously is a fool. Don't believe me? Then try it for yourself. See what the web's eminent astrologers predicted for the earth's 500 million Aries on 11 November 1997.
http://www.inx.net/horoscope/ari.html
This is a more romantic and adventurous day than yesterday. You feel that you and your loved ones deserve an outing. Rural travel is favored in the afternoon. The aspects are perfect for sampling delicacies of a well-known restaurant. Your fortunate astrological number for today is 713. Your financial outlook for today is mild. Your compatible sign for today is Aries. This information is provided for entertainment purposes only.
http://marilyn.metawire.com/stars/today/ariest.html
Nutritionsists don't always agree about how much we should consume of various foodstuffs. Nor do most of us much care what they think provided we feel comfortable. As with the state of our stomach, so with our bank balances. Financial 'experts' often have a vested interest in persuading us to change our habits. Only if we feel awkward about finances do we listen to them. Even then, we have to trust our own common sense. Only you really know what's good or bad for you economically now. Figure it out for yourself and you'll soon thrive. For your weekly in-depth forecast, call 1-900-726-7701.
http://www.astrocom.com/cgi-bin/horo.cgi?111197:Aries:0
Self-analysis comes easily today, as you examine your deepest motives. You will gain insight into what makes you tick.
http://www.homepagers.com/daily/aries.html
Your sensitivity increases and you are apt to be more dreamy, lazy, impractical, and seclusive at this time. Your visualization of ideal or imaginary situations is strong. Favorable for artistic endeavors, especially music and photography. You could take a leadership role in community, charity, or public service work.
http://www.bdd.com/bin/horoscope/horo.cgi?sign=aries
Dealings with agents or advisers are favored, but you'll need to be tactful in your dealings with a sensitive business higher-up. Otherwise, things should go very much your way.
http://www.canoe.ca/Fun/home.html
Your contributions will be appreciated by superiors. Join groups that will bring you in touch with people. Your partner may question your motives.
http://www.astrology-online.com/daily.htm
If someone at work today upsets you, be sure you hold on to your temper and consider the source. Don't be quick to judge a friend as you could have been walking in his or her shoes had circumstances been just a little different. Take in a movie tonight and unwind.
http://detnews.com/FEATURES/HORO/
Spotlight revolves around where you live, marital status, major decision relating to finances. Focus on luxury items, art objects; love relationship very serious. Libra involved.
http://astrology.net/daily.html
You manage to be polite and generous even while busy looking out for number one. Be succinct when placing an order. If others are going to serve you, they must be aware of your needs.
http://oeonline.com/horoscope.html
Morning aspects are favorable for idea development and personal grooming. Money is favored just before noon. Excitable vibrations during the late afternoon warn against disagreements with co-workers. Some tendency toward early fatigue today should be watched. Your fortunate astrological number for today is 761. Your financial outlook for today is very good. Your compatible sign for today is Libra.
http://www.swoon.com/horoscopes/daily.cgi?sign=aries
A relative who is undergoing a pretty big change needs time and advice from you right now. As you help him or her along, consider how you might improve your own position. Great strides are often made in baby steps. Why wait another day to start inching forward?
http://www.rockiehoroscope.com/cgi-bin/getReading.cgi?aries
Anticipate an adjustment in your attitude and modus operandi after your Mars ruler crosses from free-wheeling Sagittarius into controlled Capricorn Saturday night. With Saturn (ruler of Capricorn) in Aries lending an air of authority, your leadership skills will be welcomed by some, considered disturbing by others. The mutual reception between macho Mars and strict Saturn is somewhat Stalinesque, so try to project a friendly image even when youíre barking out commands. You donít want to undermine your effectiveness or incite a rebellion.
http://www.adze.com/today/aries/
Join forces for the common good. The enemy of your enemy can become your friend. Unite your efforts with a community that embraces the future. You can free yourself from a derisive influences and a great burden.
http://www.demon.co.uk/kdm/tuesday.html
You can start to make some progress in handling your financial responsiblities and obligations and come up with a plan that will help to solve some tricky problems that have baffled you previously.
http://www.rpa.net/horoscopes/data/aries.html
Your salesmanship skills are an asset to you in both business and your personal life. Tact and charm combine to bring you gains.
http://www.zdnet.com/yil/selector/yy010001.html
Ambivalence reigns where family members are concerned. You love them, but you definitely need some space. How about sending a cyber-postcard or electronic greeting card? Online interactions may be easier to handle than face-to-face ones. Give yourself a break emotionally.
With 18 different horoscopes to choose from, you're sure to find one that's valid (or so you'd think if these things had any validity whatsoever). Try it yourself. I guarantee it's a waste of time.
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